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another competitor in the junk-food-league. this one is definetaly playing against the relegation to compost manufacturers.

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war on digestion! - krieg der verdauung!

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mentaly i prepared long time to this visit. as i resupplied my medi-kit with rennie and imodium i finally was ready to go. well, i even had appetite for burgers.

so i went to this well located hamburger restaurant, where you used to find a wendy's branch. i didn't pay no further attention to the salad buffet close to the entry - so i cannot say if the lettuce has the same gooey texture as the cucumber in my burger - and went straight to the counter.

i needn't to queue at 12:30, the prime lunch time. is this a sign for efficiency? a clerk waited with a bored look for my order; i took the most simple hamburger and onion rings. without a beverage, i had to pay more than 10 (swiss) bucks.

the hamburger was on my tray at once. but then it was like at a roulette-table; rien ne va plus. the clerk disappeared, little later her colleague showed up, put another napkin on my tray and went off too.

time passed by, fast food turned to cool food. finally the bring me the onion rings, directly from the oil. and you can see how the paper napkins turned transparent.

i sat down between the overweighted customers, and tried my hamburger, because it had approximately 20 degrees celsius by now. with my first bite, the ketchup squirted out if like dracula would have hit an aorta.

just to complete the picture. the texture of my onions was the same like the cucumber...
the bad thing about a visit of this fast food stores like neal's, mc donald's or > pizza hut is, that you cannot forget them quickly. altough my cow's stomach, the menu repeated on me for the next 12 hours.

martinko