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art' café
the > art' café already got a place in a established bernese insult: "art café schnellficker" (schnell = fast, quick / ficker = fucker)
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this doesn't come from the mind of a editor, but was used by kuno lauener to insult a editor. that is another story, we want go to detail here.
the > art' café and it's customers are very artifical. they improve a little on mother nature everywhere.
the cocktail "aarewasser" (river aare's water) is light blue and not green. to be fair i have to say it contains more alcohol than the aare. and it's not too expensive for a cocktail.
women wear a lot of make up, the most a bush-up-bra, fuck-me boots...so that one wants to fuck the quickly.
the men wear cajal around their eyes, too much wax in their hair. these metro sexuals try realy hard to get a fuck quickly.
the > art' café (free entry) is located in a bermuda triangle (those who know vienna, know what i am talking about) the next door is the entrance to the eclipse, on the other side of the street you find the b2, babalu, around the corner is the > gut gelaunt and > papa joe's.
martinko
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